take THAT blogger homepage! how DARE you try to prevent me from signing in to the lians homepage! I AM A LIAN! I AM ENTITLED TO BLOG HERE! liu lian lian 1, blogger.com NIL =Dprison break is on now! but its lets-brainwash-the-gullible-public-with-commercials time now, and thats why im here! also because mingfen, dear ol' sushi lian, stormed into my room, thrust her plastic sword precariously close to my bosom, held me at watergun-point and DEMANDED that this i grace this blog with my most highly sought-after presence. ha. nahhhhhhh, mingfen is the greatest, loveliest, prettiest, smartest lian in the world. *grin*
i hate going out! i saw this f***ing skinny girl at NTUC fairprice that day and im like, screw lady luck man! how come she gets to be so bloody skinny?! its not fair!!!!!!!! i think if she turned sideways, you couldnt even see her at all. and she can probably eat whatever she wants damnit! i bet she can stuff a whole elephant into her toothpick body, digest everything and STILL end up looking like half the width of a bloody chopstick. life is SO unfair. oh buts maddening is that i used to be as skinny as her. and now im NOT. sorry for this outburst of blatant superficiality.
i went to the library today and borrowed this book, '1003 great things about being a woman'. i mean, AS IF we need a book to tell us that. haha. here a few:
>All that time saved by not having to shave your face.
>Want to get out of gym class? Pretend you have your period.
>Hot flashes are useful in the winter.
>Where would the diet industry be without us?
>No prostate problems!
haha. well the last one is stupid no doubt, because then men would say "No cervix/breast problems!" but oh well, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, huh?
debbie asked if i wanted to go to the gym with her and minnie mouse a.k.a ham ji lian tml. im like, GOD yes. take me take me! i want to run till all the glycogen in my body has been utilised and subsequently, all the fat! there's nothing quite as satisfying as finishing a cardio workout. well, except finding out that they have A&W DIET (northpoint only, bloody hell!) and vanilla coke DIET(australia only, bloody hell!) good good! im going to the yishun gym tml. too bad the other Lians cant join us because they're out WORKING AND EARNING MONEY!!
