I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU. YOU THINK IM CAUSING YOU PAIN BUT YOU DONT FUCKING KNOW WHAT PAIN IS. YOU THINK IM SELF CENTRED BUT IF YOU WERENT SELF CENTRED YOU WOULDNT KEEP HARPING ON THE PAIN YOU AND ONLY YOU FEEL. YOU GUYS THINK YOU BLOODY KNOW EVERYTHING. YOU DONT FUCKING UNDERSTAND ME. I HATE THE TWO OF YOU. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? MID LIFE CRISIS GONE OVERBOARD? HORMONAL IMBALANCE BRINGING ABOUT EXTREME SENSITIVITY? SURE, GANG UP ON THE ONLY OFFSPRING YOU PRODUCED. THANK YOU MINGFEN FOR INVITING ME TO LUNCH TOMORROW. YOU DONT KNOW HOW GRATEFUL I AM. YOU'RE ALWAYS SAYING I EAT TOO LITTLE. SO HOW MUCH IS ENOUGH? ENOUGH TO MAKE ME AS FAT AS BEFORE? ONLY THEN WILL YOU BE SATISFIED RIGHT? AND IT DOESNT MATTER HOW I FEEL. I MEAN, OH PLEASE, MY FEELINGS DONT CARRY HALF AS MUCH IMPORTANCE AS YOURS DO! AS LONG AS YOU'RE SATISFIED WITH HOW I LOOK, WHAT DO YOU CARE ABOUT HOW I FEEL? I WASNT BLESSED WITH THE GENES TO EAT ANY DAMNED THING AND NOT GAIN A POUND, SO FORGIVE ME, OH MIGHTY ONES, IF I SHOULD OFFEND YOU BY WATCHING WHAT I EAT. FORGIVE ME IF I DONT WISH TO LOOK LIKE AN ELEPHANT. FORGIVE ME FOR WANTING TO BE THIN. I DONT BLAME YOU FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING, BUT DO YOU HAVE TO KEEP BRINGING IT UP? I'M VERY MUCH FATTER THAN LAST YEAR, ADMIT IT. IM SO FUCKING FAT I DONT DARE WEAR ANYTHING OTHER THAN TOPS WITH SLEEVES LONG ENOUGH TO HIDE MY UGLY FAT ARMS. AT LEAST I EAT NOW. OKAY? YOU GOT YOUR WISH. I GAINED WEIGHT. NOW YOU DONT HAVE TO BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT BEING SEEN WITH ME IN PUBLIC RIGHT. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT????????? CAN SOMEONE PLEASE KILL ME TOMORROW? I OFFER AN ATTRACTIVE REMUNERATION PACKAGE. I REALLY HATE YOU.