so my mom asked me what i wanted for my birthday. honestly, mother? now, you probably won't be able to afford it, but i want a full body liposuction gift voucher. yup, ill have every bit of fat lipo-ed from my bod. from my ballooning ass, middle, arms and ugly legs. i made this incredible fashion faux pas today wearing SHORTS. and thereby showing off my fat ugly legs. i stopped in front of every reflective surface to snarl and glare at my ugly reflection. my butt is definitely getting fatter. im not kidding. god i SO want a lipo. birthday present, okay? sharon asked if i wanted to go to the beach on friday or something. are you kidding me? me in beach gear? yes, the world is SO ready for that. all the fat jiggling in shorts and a tank. how can i possibly torment people like that? they might not recover from the trauma. i need to find a job. im going nuts slacking everyday, going out and seeing other people skinnier than me. I AM SUCH A PATHETIC LOSER.
